The King Makers
Acts all great and everything, but definitely still sucks his thumb, and rumor has it he still wets the bed too. Also, according to the diary he keeps, which is pink and has unicorns on it, his greatest desire in all the world is to one day be as cool as his brother, The Totally Great And Awesome Sasha. But he knows a loser like him could never be that cool, or date anyone as pretty as Anna, so he pretends to be all great to get people to like him and then cries himself to sleep every night. While sucking his thumb. And then he wakes up in a puddle of piss.